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Bren? Yeah, Bren. As in Brenda. But, if you call her that you're not only getting on her nerves, you're also wasting a syllable. |
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Who the Funk is Bren Hill and how can I get near her? Yes, we know. It almost hurts to see Bren Hill perform. For, from the moment she steps onto the stage, you begin to realize that only too soon she will finish her act and be gone.
It's just too much for some to take.
It's rumored that one of her biggest fans is Billionaire... Well, we can't say his name, but... Hint: The name of the company is the opposite of "BigHard." And he loves Bren's comedy so much that he commissioned a hundred scientists to build a Time Machine just so he can revisit her act over and over and over.
Bren Hill is a famous female comedienne. She travels the world via an Invisible Jet Plane. Wonder Woman gave it to her after she rocked the mike at a Justice League of America Show.
She performed for the Queen of England. Bren split sides so freakin' hard that the Queen had to be put in the ICU. She's now on the most wanted list in England. And, her funny has been registered as a lethal weapon in over 70 countries.
Bren works part time for Tiffany's because her funny can cut diamonds.
Bren Hill has the power. Pray that she visits a town near you -- soon. |
Bren Hill is the greatest standup comedian on this page. Feel yourself being drawn to the wonder that is Bren Hill. "My niece is attending Cyberschool. I wish I went to Cyberschool instead of Highschool. I would have been so much more popular and thinner online. How do you try out for the Cheerleading Squad? With a bunch of emoticons? Gimme a :)! My niece's Cyberschool even has their own Prom, which is cool because if you don't like your date; you can just Ctrl Alt Delete." |
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Los Angeles That's where she is. Until hopefully it sinks into the sea and she can move back to the greatest city in the world. Chicago. and then to... CHICAGO! That's the weather in Shannon, Ireland below. Go to www.weatherpixie.com to get one for yourself! |
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